Week 9 Recap — 2026 Season
Full recaps generated from real scoring data. Hover a player's name for their stat line.
Dark Phoenix Defeats Ramrod Red Devils
Final: 163.59–162.98 · Dark Phoenix (9-1-0) · Ramrod Red Devils (7-3-0)
Set the scene: a full slate of matchups, and more than a few that went down to the wire! Dark Phoenix edged out Ramrod Red Devils by just 0.61 points. Dark Phoenix got a big lift from Javonte Williams , who put up 21.7 fantasy points. Dark Phoenix left points on the table, too -- Tykee Smith sat on the bench for 12.7 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 171.59.
Ramrod Red Devils couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Ramrod Red Devils got a big lift from Joe Burrow , who put up 37.2 fantasy points. Ramrod Red Devils left points on the table, too -- Juwan Johnson sat on the bench for 8.7 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 170.58.
The game ball had to be swapped out frequently due to the mud, keeping the equipment guys busy! The safety made a fantastic open-field tackle to prevent a massive gain on the trick play!
Up next, Dark Phoenix face the (7-3-0) Fast Eddys Chili. Ramrod Red Devils look to bounce back against the (2-8-0) Jack Passers. That is a wrap on a week that gave this league plenty to talk about!
Dark Phoenix
Ramrod Red Devils
The Eh Team Defeats Hitmen
Final: 151.57–143.64 · The Eh Team (6-4-0) · Hitmen (4-6-0)
This week's action had a little bit of everything, and none of it was boring! The Eh Team beat Hitmen 151.57–143.64. The Eh Team got a big lift from CeeDee Lamb , who put up 29.7 fantasy points.
Hitmen couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Hitmen got a big lift from Dak Prescott , who put up 30.3 fantasy points. Hitmen left points on the table, too -- Demario Davis sat on the bench for 11.3 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 152.69.
The offensive line provided a clean, pristine pocket for the quarterback to operate all afternoon! This is the kind of week where the standings page gets refreshed way too often.
Up next, The Eh Team face the (7-3-0) Samurai Warriors. Hitmen look to bounce back against the (5-5-0) Grindhouse Zombies. This week's results are locked in, and the group chat will be feeling it for days!
The Eh Team
Hitmen
Flaming Chankla Chuckers Defeats Fast Eddys Chili
Final: 111.25–93.42 · Flaming Chankla Chuckers (5-5-0) · Fast Eddys Chili (7-3-0)
Let us walk through a week that had this whole league buzzing! Flaming Chankla Chuckers beat Fast Eddys Chili 111.25–93.42. Flaming Chankla Chuckers got a big lift from Arvell Reese , who put up 29.3 fantasy points. Flaming Chankla Chuckers left points on the table, too -- Bryce Young sat on the bench for 22.6 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 138.36.
Fast Eddys Chili couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Fast Eddys Chili got a big lift from Carson Schwesinger (Q) , who put up 23.2 fantasy points. Fast Eddys Chili left points on the table, too -- T.J. Edwards sat on the bench for 3.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 99.02.
Somebody's bench depth just quietly became the best story of the week. The rich aroma of roasted nuts filled the lower level concourse, tempting every fan in sight!
Up next, Flaming Chankla Chuckers face the (5-5-0) Jeepsters. Fast Eddys Chili look to bounce back against the (9-1-0) Dark Phoenix. That is a wrap on the week, but rest assured, this league never stays quiet for long!
Flaming Chankla Chuckers
Fast Eddys Chili
Drunken Badgers Defeats Jeepsters
Final: 131.94–106.83 · Drunken Badgers (6-4-0) · Jeepsters (5-5-0)
Grab a seat, because this week's results are going to be the talk of the league for days! Drunken Badgers beat Jeepsters 131.94–106.83. Drunken Badgers got a big lift from Kenneth Walker III , who put up 34.7 fantasy points. Drunken Badgers left points on the table, too -- Tyler Shough sat on the bench for 22.6 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 167.25.
Jeepsters couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Jeepsters got a big lift from James Cook , who put up 19.0 fantasy points. Jeepsters left points on the table, too -- Courtland Sutton sat on the bench for 10.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 127.30.
He drops back, looks, and biff! The middle linebacker leveled him at the line of scrimmage! Fans lined up early for the half-price souvenir cups, getting more bang for their football buck!
Up next, Drunken Badgers face the (0-10-0) Speed Inc. Jeepsters look to bounce back against the (5-5-0) Flaming Chankla Chuckers. This week is officially in the record books -- on to the next round of matchups!
Drunken Badgers
Jeepsters
Grindhouse Zombies Defeats Krypton Knights
Final: 143.60–112.29 · Grindhouse Zombies (5-5-0) · Krypton Knights (3-7-0)
This week's games did not just decide standings, they decided bragging rights for the next seven days! Grindhouse Zombies beat Krypton Knights 143.60–112.29. Grindhouse Zombies got a big lift from Trevor Lawrence , who put up 18.3 fantasy points. Grindhouse Zombies left points on the table, too -- AJ Barner sat on the bench for 13.6 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 160.26.
Krypton Knights couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Krypton Knights got a big lift from Tee Higgins , who put up 16.1 fantasy points. Krypton Knights left points on the table, too -- Quentin Johnston sat on the bench for 15.0 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 142.93.
That's the kind of week where the waiver wire suddenly looks a lot more interesting. The referee's quick whistle prevented any unnecessary roughness after the play was clearly dead!
Up next, Grindhouse Zombies face the (4-6-0) Hitmen. Krypton Knights look to bounce back against the (7-3-0) Carnivorous SilverBacks. That is all for this week's slate -- buckle up, because next week looks just as unpredictable!
Grindhouse Zombies
Krypton Knights
Carnivorous SilverBacks Defeats G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition
Final: 165.81–126.32 · Carnivorous SilverBacks (7-3-0) · G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition (4-6-0)
This week had it all -- statement wins, gut-punch losses, and everything in between! Carnivorous SilverBacks beat G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition 165.81–126.32. Carnivorous SilverBacks got a big lift from Jordan Love , who put up 43.4 fantasy points. Carnivorous SilverBacks left points on the table, too -- Breece Hall sat on the bench for 6.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 170.58.
G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition couldn’t quite complete the comeback. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition got a big lift from Brock Purdy , who put up 26.8 fantasy points. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition left points on the table, too -- Kimani Vidal sat on the bench for 7.7 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 131.27.
That is exactly the kind of finish this league will be talking about all week! The kicker nailed a short thirty-yarder to get the team on the scoreboard!
Up next, Carnivorous SilverBacks face the (3-7-0) Krypton Knights. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition look to bounce back against the (3-7-0) Angels of Harlem. Fans are heading to the turnpike, singing the victory song after a game that had absolutely everything!
Carnivorous SilverBacks
G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition
Jack Passers Defeats Speed Inc
Final: 128.41–86.83 · Jack Passers (2-8-0) · Speed Inc (0-10-0)
Live from the big house, under the Friday night lights, where the big boys come to play! Jack Passers blew past Speed Inc by 41.58 points. Jack Passers got a big lift from Justice Hill , who put up 20.9 fantasy points. Jack Passers left points on the table, too -- Dylan Laube sat on the bench for 10.4 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 147.71.
Speed Inc couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Speed Inc got a big lift from Caleb Williams , who put up 18.9 fantasy points. Speed Inc left points on the table, too -- Xavier Hutchinson sat on the bench for 10.4 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 108.50.
This week's stat line is enough to get somebody dropped for a hunch pickup. The group chat consensus is already in, and it is not kind.
Up next, Jack Passers face the (7-3-0) Ramrod Red Devils. Speed Inc look to bounce back against the (6-4-0) Drunken Badgers. The final whistle blows on a masterpiece of gridiron theatre, and we will see you next week, football fans!
Jack Passers
Speed Inc
Samurai Warriors Defeats Angels of Harlem
Final: 168.70–125.91 · Samurai Warriors (7-3-0) · Angels of Harlem (3-7-0)
Kick back and enjoy, because this week's finishes were built for exactly this kind of recap! Samurai Warriors blew past Angels of Harlem by 42.79 points. Samurai Warriors got a big lift from Christian Watson , who put up 25.6 fantasy points. Samurai Warriors left points on the table, too -- Jeremiah Trotter Jr. sat on the bench for 11.3 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 178.10.
Angels of Harlem couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Angels of Harlem got a big lift from C.J. Stroud , who put up 53.4 fantasy points. Angels of Harlem left points on the table, too -- Tank Dell (Q) sat on the bench for 18.3 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 158.98.
This result is the reason the league group chat never actually sleeps during the season. Somebody just muted the group chat rather than deal with the fallout from this one.
Up next, Samurai Warriors face the (6-4-0) The Eh Team. Angels of Harlem look to bounce back against the (4-6-0) G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition. That is a wrap on a week this league will be replaying in the group chat for a while!