Week 3 Recap — 2026 Season

Full recaps generated from real scoring data. Hover a player's name for their stat line.

Game of the Week

Carnivorous SilverBacks Defeats The Eh Team

Final: 114.59–112.60 · Carnivorous SilverBacks (3-1-0) · The Eh Team (1-3-0)

Grab a seat, because this week's results are going to be the talk of the league for days! Carnivorous SilverBacks edged out The Eh Team by just 1.99 points. Carnivorous SilverBacks got a big lift from Jordan Love, who put up 24.8 fantasy points. Carnivorous SilverBacks left points on the table, too -- Mike Gesicki sat on the bench for 9.4 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 133.69.

The Eh Team couldn’t quite complete the comeback. The Eh Team got a big lift from Jaxon Smith-Njigba, who put up 24.1 fantasy points. The Eh Team left points on the table, too -- Harold Fannin sat on the bench for 18.1 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 158.53.

Somebody's going to overreact to this one result way harder than they should. He’s running, he’s passing, he’s... tick, tick, tick... boom! Safety help arrived just in time!

Up next, Carnivorous SilverBacks face the (2-2-0) Hitmen. The Eh Team look to bounce back against the (4-0-0) G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition. File that one away, because this league will be bringing it up for a while!

Carnivorous SilverBacks

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Jordan Love	QB	24.78
	Tyler Allgeier	RB	2.50
	Breece Hall (D)	RB	4.73
	Ja'Marr Chase	WR	15.40
	Emeka Egbuka	WR	5.60
	Ryan Flournoy	WR	2.10
	Marvin Harrison Jr.	WR	3.50
	Kyle Pitts	TE	0.75
	Derrick Brown	DT	7.25
	Jeffery Simmons	DT	12.28
	Laiatu Latu	DE	1.25
	Dre Greenlaw (Q)	LB	6.25
	Sonny Styles	LB	13.45
	DaRon Bland	CB	1.75
	Devon Witherspoon	CB	6.75
	Quentin Lake	S	6.25

The Eh Team

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Drake Maye	QB	5.68
	Ashton Jeanty	RB	6.99
	Cam Skattebo	RB	6.40
	Denzel Boston	WR	5.05
	CeeDee Lamb	WR	11.10
	Jaylin Noel	WR	5.62
	Jaxon Smith-Njigba	WR	24.06
	Isaiah Likely	TE	1.65
	Donovan Ezeiruaku	DE	4.25
	Dallas Turner	DE	4.55
	Jordyn Brooks	LB	7.25
	Barrett Carter	LB	5.50
	Demetrius Knight	LB	6.00
	Daxton Hill	CB	4.50
	Riley Moss	CB	6.25
	Amani Hooker	S	7.75

Result

Samurai Warriors Defeats Drunken Badgers

Final: 156.08–148.86 · Samurai Warriors (3-1-0) · Drunken Badgers (2-2-0)

The weather outside was frightful, but the action on the gridiron was absolutely delightful! Samurai Warriors beat Drunken Badgers 156.08–148.86. Samurai Warriors got a big lift from Drake London, who put up 23.4 fantasy points. Samurai Warriors left points on the table, too -- Chris Bell (Q) sat on the bench for 5.4 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 159.58.

Drunken Badgers couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Drunken Badgers got a big lift from Bijan Robinson, who put up 33.5 fantasy points. Drunken Badgers left points on the table, too -- Tyler Shough sat on the bench for 26.1 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 183.87.

The safety came downhill like an avalanche on a snowy mountain! The team benches were crowded with injured players in street clothes, looking like a hospital ward!

Up next, Samurai Warriors face the (2-2-0) Grindhouse Zombies. Drunken Badgers look to bounce back against the (3-1-0) Fast Eddys Chili. That is a wrap on a week this league will be replaying in the group chat for a while!

Samurai Warriors

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Kirk Cousins	QB	23.22
	TreVeyon Henderson	RB	2.30
	Jeremiyah Love	RB	15.30
	Josh Downs	WR	6.35
	Drake London	WR	23.36
	Tetairoa McMillan	WR	1.85
	Christian Watson	WR	14.30
	Darren Waller	TE	5.05
	David Bailey	DE	5.50
	Josh Hines-Allen	DE	3.25
	Jaishawn Barham	LB	6.50
	Jihaad Campbell (Q)	LB	7.50
	Nakobe Dean	LB	17.25
	Ventrell Miller	LB	7.50
	Xavier Watts	S	10.60
	Kevin Winston	S	6.25

Drunken Badgers

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Patrick Mahomes	QB	19.51
	Kyle Monangai	RB	2.02
	Bijan Robinson	RB	33.50
	Kenneth Walker III	RB	17.70
	Ladd McConkey (Q)	WR	5.30
	Terry McLaurin	WR	12.85
	Jameson Williams	WR	4.45
	Colston Loveland	TE	3.55
	Alex Highsmith	DE	0.00
	Danielle Hunter	DE	9.23
	Derrick Barnes	LB	7.75
	Christian Elliss (Q)	LB	2.25
	Quay Walker	LB	5.50
	Grant Delpit	S	3.50
	Xavier McKinney	S	10.75
	Dillon Thieneman	S	11.00

Result

Fast Eddys Chili Defeats Jeepsters

Final: 152.66–142.95 · Fast Eddys Chili (3-1-0) · Jeepsters (2-2-0)

Kick back and enjoy, because this week's finishes were built for exactly this kind of recap! Fast Eddys Chili beat Jeepsters 152.66–142.95. Fast Eddys Chili got a big lift from Lamar Jackson (Q), who put up 21.7 fantasy points. Fast Eddys Chili left points on the table, too -- Aaron Rodgers sat on the bench for 28.7 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 174.40.

Jeepsters couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Jeepsters got a big lift from Jacoby Brissett, who put up 29.9 fantasy points. Jeepsters left points on the table, too -- Jordan Addison sat on the bench for 16.0 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 174.38.

Do not call that a comeback. Call it what it actually was: a total collapse! The scoreboard operator might need a minute after that sequence!

Up next, Fast Eddys Chili face the (2-2-0) Drunken Badgers. Jeepsters look to bounce back against the (0-4-0) Jack Passers. That closes the book on this week, but the story is far from over!

Fast Eddys Chili

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Lamar Jackson (Q)	QB	21.69
	Quinshon Judkins	RB	6.00
	Christian McCaffrey	RB	14.93
	Jaylen Warren	RB	18.48
	Malik Washington	WR	8.38
	Xavier Worthy	WR	3.25
	Oronde Gadsden	TE	0.00
	Tucker Kraft	TE	5.80
	Zach Allen	DT	5.43
	Mason Graham	DT	14.10
	Nick Bolton	LB	12.50
	Jack Campbell	LB	9.60
	Carson Schwesinger	LB	3.75
	Danny Stutsman	LB	6.50
	Mansoor Delane	CB	11.25
	Kamari Lassiter	CB	11.00

Jeepsters

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Jacoby Brissett	QB	29.86
	James Cook	RB	20.55
	David Montgomery	RB	3.90
	Tony Pollard (Q)	RB	7.91
	Chris Godwin (Q)	WR	2.75
	Courtland Sutton	WR	3.80
	Devaughn Vele	WR	3.45
	Tyler Warren	TE	7.38
	Cameron Heyward	DT	1.25
	Will Anderson (Q)	DE	20.30
	Blake Cashman (Q)	LB	11.00
	Zaire Franklin	LB	7.25
	Payton Wilson	LB	4.00
	Cooper DeJean	CB	6.00
	Jordan Battle (Q)	S	9.80
	Kamren Curl	S	3.75

Result

Ramrod Red Devils Defeats Grindhouse Zombies

Final: 147.44–130.44 · Ramrod Red Devils (4-0-0) · Grindhouse Zombies (2-2-0)

Set the scene: a full slate of matchups, and more than a few that went down to the wire! Ramrod Red Devils beat Grindhouse Zombies 147.44–130.44. Ramrod Red Devils got a big lift from Talanoa Hufanga, who put up 33.1 fantasy points. Ramrod Red Devils left points on the table, too -- Tre Harris sat on the bench for 6.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 156.62.

Grindhouse Zombies couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Grindhouse Zombies got a big lift from Jahmyr Gibbs, who put up 36.2 fantasy points. Grindhouse Zombies left points on the table, too -- Daiyan Henley sat on the bench for 16.3 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 154.78.

The running back dove over the pile for a first down, showing some real goal-line grit! The defensive tackle occupied two blockers, freeing up the linebacker to make the tackle!

Up next, Ramrod Red Devils face the (1-3-0) Flaming Chankla Chuckers. Grindhouse Zombies look to bounce back against the (3-1-0) Samurai Warriors. That is all for this week's slate -- buckle up, because next week looks just as unpredictable!

Ramrod Red Devils

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Joe Burrow	QB	27.03
	Travis Etienne (O)	RB	5.36
	MarShawn Lloyd	RB	2.07
	Jalen Coker (Q)	WR	1.90
	Matthew Golden	WR	13.50
	Rome Odunze	WR	3.70
	DeVonta Smith (Q)	WR	6.25
	Juwan Johnson	TE	19.90
	Aidan Hutchinson	DE	2.63
	Jaelan Phillips	DE	1.00
	Ernest Jones	LB	7.25
	Bobby Okereke	LB	2.75
	Mack Wilson (Q)	LB	4.50
	Dee Winters	LB	6.50
	Talanoa Hufanga	S	33.05
	Josh Metellus	S	10.05

Grindhouse Zombies

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Trevor Lawrence	QB	22.81
	Chase Brown	RB	5.37
	Jahmyr Gibbs	RB	36.19
	Emmett Johnson	RB	2.66
	Luther Burden	WR	13.01
	Malik Nabers	WR	3.80
	Amon-Ra St. Brown	WR	8.95
	Dalton Kincaid	TE	0.90
	Leonard Williams	DT	6.25
	Will McDonald	DE	1.25
	Terrel Bernard	LB	4.75
	Devin Bush	LB	4.75
	Tremaine Edmunds	LB	10.50
	Byron Murphy	CB	0.50
	Camryn Bynum	S	1.75
	Jevon Holland	S	7.00

Result

Hitmen Defeats Flaming Chankla Chuckers

Final: 139.49–122.00 · Hitmen (2-2-0) · Flaming Chankla Chuckers (1-3-0)

This week's games did not just decide standings, they decided bragging rights for the next seven days! Hitmen beat Flaming Chankla Chuckers 139.49–122.00. Hitmen got a big lift from Dak Prescott, who put up 20.3 fantasy points. Hitmen left points on the table, too -- Rashid Shaheed sat on the bench for 6.3 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 148.33.

Flaming Chankla Chuckers couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Flaming Chankla Chuckers got a big lift from Jared Goff, who put up 21.0 fantasy points. Flaming Chankla Chuckers left points on the table, too -- Ollie Gordon sat on the bench for 11.9 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 138.01.

The running back converted a fourth-down attempt by the absolute nose of the football! He put a move on the cornerback that left him looking for his shoes!

Up next, Hitmen face the (3-1-0) Carnivorous SilverBacks. Flaming Chankla Chuckers look to bounce back against the (4-0-0) Ramrod Red Devils. That is how the week wraps up -- see everyone back here after the next slate!

Hitmen

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Dak Prescott	QB	20.28
	J.K. Dobbins	RB	2.89
	Chuba Hubbard	RB	8.73
	Bucky Irving (Q)	RB	4.59
	Keenan Allen (Q)	WR	12.15
	Mike Evans (Q)	WR	9.20
	Kalif Raymond	WR	17.25
	Pat Freiermuth	TE	2.57
	Nik Bonitto	DE	4.95
	T.J. Watt	DE	0.50
	Azeez Al-Shaair (D)	LB	7.00
	Demario Davis	LB	13.93
	Dorian Williams	LB	7.50
	Christian Gonzalez (Q)	CB	3.50
	Jeremy Chinn	S	15.45
	Kyle Hamilton	S	9.00

Flaming Chankla Chuckers

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Jared Goff	QB	20.95
	De'Von Achane (IR)	RB	1.11
	Omarion Hampton	RB	3.64
	Jonathan Taylor	RB	7.62
	Dontayvion Wicks	WR	2.60
	Garrett Wilson	WR	16.35
	Mark Andrews	TE	2.70
	Jake Ferguson	TE	6.65
	Kobie Turner	DT	5.75
	Andrew Van Ginkel	DE	8.13
	Edgerrin Cooper (Q)	LB	4.50
	Anthony Hill Jr.	LB	7.00
	Arvell Reese	LB	15.00
	Fred Warner	LB	13.75
	Caleb Downs	S	3.00
	Antoine Winfield	S	3.25

Result

Carnivorous SilverBacks Defeats Speed Inc

Final: 114.59–92.75 · Carnivorous SilverBacks (3-1-0) · Speed Inc (0-4-0)

Let us set the scene, because this week's slate did not disappoint! Carnivorous SilverBacks beat Speed Inc 114.59–92.75. Carnivorous SilverBacks got a big lift from Jordan Love, who put up 24.8 fantasy points. Carnivorous SilverBacks left points on the table, too -- Mike Gesicki sat on the bench for 9.4 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 133.69.

Speed Inc couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Speed Inc got a big lift from Justin Herbert, who put up 13.8 fantasy points. Speed Inc left points on the table, too -- Jakobi Meyers (Q) sat on the bench for 13.2 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 130.52.

You cannot blow a lead like that late in the game. You just cannot do it! The home team wore their alternate throwback uniforms tonight, looking sharp in the old-school colors!

Up next, Carnivorous SilverBacks face the (2-2-0) Hitmen. Speed Inc look to bounce back against the (4-0-0) Dark Phoenix. The books are closed on this week -- on to the next set of matchups!

Carnivorous SilverBacks

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Jordan Love	QB	24.78
	Tyler Allgeier	RB	2.50
	Breece Hall (D)	RB	4.73
	Ja'Marr Chase	WR	15.40
	Emeka Egbuka	WR	5.60
	Ryan Flournoy	WR	2.10
	Marvin Harrison Jr.	WR	3.50
	Kyle Pitts	TE	0.75
	Derrick Brown	DT	7.25
	Jeffery Simmons	DT	12.28
	Laiatu Latu	DE	1.25
	Dre Greenlaw (Q)	LB	6.25
	Sonny Styles	LB	13.45
	DaRon Bland	CB	1.75
	Devon Witherspoon	CB	6.75
	Quentin Lake	S	6.25

Speed Inc

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Justin Herbert	QB	13.75
	Woody Marks	RB	10.38
	Mike Washington Jr.	RB	9.51
	Rashod Bateman	WR	2.85
	Marquise Brown (Q)	WR	0.00
	Xavier Hutchinson	WR	4.31
	Jerry Jeudy	WR	0.00
	Tyler Higbee	TE	13.10
	Bradley Chubb	DE	1.50
	Kwity Paye	DE	1.50
	Alex Anzalone	LB	7.10
	Isaiah McDuffie	LB	2.75
	Marlon Humphrey (Q)	CB	7.75
	Patrick Surtain II	CB	8.50
	Jalen Pitre	S	3.00
	Isaiah Pola-Mao	S	6.75

Result

Dark Phoenix Defeats Krypton Knights

Final: 151.66–126.71 · Dark Phoenix (4-0-0) · Krypton Knights (0-4-0)

Buckle up, football fans, because we had a real old-fashioned, blue-plate special on the menu today! Dark Phoenix beat Krypton Knights 151.66–126.71. Dark Phoenix got a big lift from Derrick Henry, who put up 18.3 fantasy points. Dark Phoenix left points on the table, too -- Geno Smith sat on the bench for 34.1 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 175.59.

Krypton Knights couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Krypton Knights got a big lift from Matthew Stafford, who put up 27.0 fantasy points. Krypton Knights left points on the table, too -- KaVontae Turpin sat on the bench for 10.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 150.98.

In the end, discipline in the fourth quarter made all the difference! The running back took the handoff and picked up four tough yards into the teeth of the line!

Up next, Dark Phoenix face the (0-4-0) Speed Inc. Krypton Knights look to bounce back against the (1-3-0) Angels of Harlem. Another week in the books, and this league is only getting more interesting!

Dark Phoenix

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Josh Allen	QB	14.74
	Derrick Henry	RB	18.29
	Javonte Williams	RB	14.62
	Davante Adams	WR	10.35
	D.J. Moore (Q)	WR	7.60
	Skyy Moore	WR	9.75
	Sam LaPorta	TE	3.70
	Trey McBride	TE	8.25
	Maxx Crosby	DE	7.75
	Gregory Rousseau	DE	14.43
	Akeem Davis-Gaither	LB	6.75
	Kaden Elliss	LB	7.50
	Roquan Smith	LB	12.43
	Budda Baker	S	2.75
	Tykee Smith	S	4.75
	Evan Williams	S	8.00

Krypton Knights

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Matthew Stafford	QB	26.95
	Jadarian Price (Q)	RB	-0.17
	Rhamondre Stevenson	RB	3.73
	D'Andre Swift	RB	6.66
	Tee Higgins	WR	13.50
	Jaylen Waddle	WR	4.41
	Travis Kelce	TE	9.95
	George Kittle	TE	19.10
	Jalen Carter	DT	3.00
	Montez Sweat	DE	4.35
	Cedric Gray	LB	5.75
	Robert Spillane	LB	5.00
	Eric Wilson	LB	15.18
	Tyson Campbell	CB	0.00
	Michael Jackson (IR)	CB	1.25
	Alontae Taylor	CB	8.05

Result

Drunken Badgers Defeats Flaming Chankla Chuckers

Final: 148.86–122.00 · Drunken Badgers (2-2-0) · Flaming Chankla Chuckers (1-3-0)

Live from the big house, under the Friday night lights, where the big boys come to play! Drunken Badgers beat Flaming Chankla Chuckers 148.86–122.00. Drunken Badgers got a big lift from Bijan Robinson, who put up 33.5 fantasy points. Drunken Badgers left points on the table, too -- Tyler Shough sat on the bench for 26.1 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 183.87.

Flaming Chankla Chuckers couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Flaming Chankla Chuckers got a big lift from Jared Goff, who put up 21.0 fantasy points. Flaming Chankla Chuckers left points on the table, too -- Ollie Gordon sat on the bench for 11.9 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 138.01.

I do not want to hear about the conditions, the bounces, or the bad luck. Own it! The defensive line stayed disciplined against the option play, playing assignment football to perfection!

Up next, Drunken Badgers face the (3-1-0) Fast Eddys Chili. Flaming Chankla Chuckers look to bounce back against the (4-0-0) Ramrod Red Devils. That is the story of the week -- now on to the next one!

Drunken Badgers

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Patrick Mahomes	QB	19.51
	Kyle Monangai	RB	2.02
	Bijan Robinson	RB	33.50
	Kenneth Walker III	RB	17.70
	Ladd McConkey (Q)	WR	5.30
	Terry McLaurin	WR	12.85
	Jameson Williams	WR	4.45
	Colston Loveland	TE	3.55
	Alex Highsmith	DE	0.00
	Danielle Hunter	DE	9.23
	Derrick Barnes	LB	7.75
	Christian Elliss (Q)	LB	2.25
	Quay Walker	LB	5.50
	Grant Delpit	S	3.50
	Xavier McKinney	S	10.75
	Dillon Thieneman	S	11.00

Flaming Chankla Chuckers

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Jared Goff	QB	20.95
	De'Von Achane (IR)	RB	1.11
	Omarion Hampton	RB	3.64
	Jonathan Taylor	RB	7.62
	Dontayvion Wicks	WR	2.60
	Garrett Wilson	WR	16.35
	Mark Andrews	TE	2.70
	Jake Ferguson	TE	6.65
	Kobie Turner	DT	5.75
	Andrew Van Ginkel	DE	8.13
	Edgerrin Cooper (Q)	LB	4.50
	Anthony Hill Jr.	LB	7.00
	Arvell Reese	LB	15.00
	Fred Warner	LB	13.75
	Caleb Downs	S	3.00
	Antoine Winfield	S	3.25

Result

Samurai Warriors Defeats Krypton Knights

Final: 156.08–126.71 · Samurai Warriors (3-1-0) · Krypton Knights (0-4-0)

Let the record show: this was one of the more entertaining weeks this league has seen in a while! Samurai Warriors beat Krypton Knights 156.08–126.71. Samurai Warriors got a big lift from Drake London, who put up 23.4 fantasy points. Samurai Warriors left points on the table, too -- Chris Bell (Q) sat on the bench for 5.4 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 159.58.

Krypton Knights couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Krypton Knights got a big lift from Matthew Stafford, who put up 27.0 fantasy points. Krypton Knights left points on the table, too -- KaVontae Turpin sat on the bench for 10.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 150.98.

Go up and get it! Oh, what a grab! Absolutely unbelievable! A statement performance in the moments that mattered most!

Up next, Samurai Warriors face the (2-2-0) Grindhouse Zombies. Krypton Knights look to bounce back against the (1-3-0) Angels of Harlem. The final whistle blows on a masterpiece of gridiron theatre, and we will see you next week, football fans!

Samurai Warriors

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Kirk Cousins	QB	23.22
	TreVeyon Henderson	RB	2.30
	Jeremiyah Love	RB	15.30
	Josh Downs	WR	6.35
	Drake London	WR	23.36
	Tetairoa McMillan	WR	1.85
	Christian Watson	WR	14.30
	Darren Waller	TE	5.05
	David Bailey	DE	5.50
	Josh Hines-Allen	DE	3.25
	Jaishawn Barham	LB	6.50
	Jihaad Campbell (Q)	LB	7.50
	Nakobe Dean	LB	17.25
	Ventrell Miller	LB	7.50
	Xavier Watts	S	10.60
	Kevin Winston	S	6.25

Krypton Knights

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Matthew Stafford	QB	26.95
	Jadarian Price (Q)	RB	-0.17
	Rhamondre Stevenson	RB	3.73
	D'Andre Swift	RB	6.66
	Tee Higgins	WR	13.50
	Jaylen Waddle	WR	4.41
	Travis Kelce	TE	9.95
	George Kittle	TE	19.10
	Jalen Carter	DT	3.00
	Montez Sweat	DE	4.35
	Cedric Gray	LB	5.75
	Robert Spillane	LB	5.00
	Eric Wilson	LB	15.18
	Tyson Campbell	CB	0.00
	Michael Jackson (IR)	CB	1.25
	Alontae Taylor	CB	8.05

Result

Jeepsters Defeats The Eh Team

Final: 142.95–112.60 · Jeepsters (2-2-0) · The Eh Team (1-3-0)

Strap in -- this week's results are going to be argued about well past kickoff next Sunday! Jeepsters beat The Eh Team 142.95–112.60. Jeepsters got a big lift from Jacoby Brissett, who put up 29.9 fantasy points. Jeepsters left points on the table, too -- Jordan Addison sat on the bench for 16.0 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 174.38.

The Eh Team couldn’t quite complete the comeback. The Eh Team got a big lift from Jaxon Smith-Njigba, who put up 24.1 fantasy points. The Eh Team left points on the table, too -- Harold Fannin sat on the bench for 18.1 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 158.53.

This result is why half the league still checks their lineup at 11:59 on Sunday morning. The backup quarterback stayed warm on the sideline, throwing passes to the equipment staff!

Up next, Jeepsters face the (0-4-0) Jack Passers. The Eh Team look to bounce back against the (4-0-0) G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition. This week is officially history -- and history in this league never stays quiet for long!

Jeepsters

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Jacoby Brissett	QB	29.86
	James Cook	RB	20.55
	David Montgomery	RB	3.90
	Tony Pollard (Q)	RB	7.91
	Chris Godwin (Q)	WR	2.75
	Courtland Sutton	WR	3.80
	Devaughn Vele	WR	3.45
	Tyler Warren	TE	7.38
	Cameron Heyward	DT	1.25
	Will Anderson (Q)	DE	20.30
	Blake Cashman (Q)	LB	11.00
	Zaire Franklin	LB	7.25
	Payton Wilson	LB	4.00
	Cooper DeJean	CB	6.00
	Jordan Battle (Q)	S	9.80
	Kamren Curl	S	3.75

The Eh Team

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Drake Maye	QB	5.68
	Ashton Jeanty	RB	6.99
	Cam Skattebo	RB	6.40
	Denzel Boston	WR	5.05
	CeeDee Lamb	WR	11.10
	Jaylin Noel	WR	5.62
	Jaxon Smith-Njigba	WR	24.06
	Isaiah Likely	TE	1.65
	Donovan Ezeiruaku	DE	4.25
	Dallas Turner	DE	4.55
	Jordyn Brooks	LB	7.25
	Barrett Carter	LB	5.50
	Demetrius Knight	LB	6.00
	Daxton Hill	CB	4.50
	Riley Moss	CB	6.25
	Amani Hooker	S	7.75

Result

G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition Defeats Hitmen

Final: 172.47–139.49 · G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition (4-0-0) · Hitmen (2-2-0)

Settle in, because this week's results are worth the full read! G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition beat Hitmen 172.47–139.49. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition got a big lift from Brock Purdy, who put up 44.4 fantasy points. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition left points on the table, too -- Antonio Johnson sat on the bench for 4.0 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 176.97.

Hitmen couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Hitmen got a big lift from Dak Prescott, who put up 20.3 fantasy points. Hitmen left points on the table, too -- Rashid Shaheed sat on the bench for 6.3 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 148.33.

The pass rush forced the quarterback to flush out of the pocket and throw on the run! The stadium concession stands lowered prices for the final quarter, a nice treat for the folks who stayed!

Up next, G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition face the (1-3-0) The Eh Team. Hitmen look to bounce back against the (3-1-0) Carnivorous SilverBacks. The dust has settled on this week, and the standings tell the real story now!

G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Brock Purdy	QB	44.39
	Kyren Williams	RB	17.22
	George Pickens	WR	7.60
	Rashee Rice	WR	7.90
	Deebo Samuel	WR	19.86
	Parker Washington	WR	9.50
	T.J. Hockenson	TE	1.55
	Dalton Schultz	TE	3.00
	Lukas Van Ness (Q)	DE	2.75
	Chase Young	DE	11.70
	Zack Baun (Q)	LB	9.25
	Foyesade Oluokun	LB	4.50
	Drake Thomas	LB	8.25
	Devin White	LB	0.00
	Andre Cisco	S	10.50
	Brandon Jones	S	14.50

Hitmen

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Dak Prescott	QB	20.28
	J.K. Dobbins	RB	2.89
	Chuba Hubbard	RB	8.73
	Bucky Irving (Q)	RB	4.59
	Keenan Allen (Q)	WR	12.15
	Mike Evans (Q)	WR	9.20
	Kalif Raymond	WR	17.25
	Pat Freiermuth	TE	2.57
	Nik Bonitto	DE	4.95
	T.J. Watt	DE	0.50
	Azeez Al-Shaair (D)	LB	7.00
	Demario Davis	LB	13.93
	Dorian Williams	LB	7.50
	Christian Gonzalez (Q)	CB	3.50
	Jeremy Chinn	S	15.45
	Kyle Hamilton	S	9.00

Result

Grindhouse Zombies Defeats Angels of Harlem

Final: 130.44–94.92 · Grindhouse Zombies (2-2-0) · Angels of Harlem (1-3-0)

Welcome in -- this is exactly the kind of week that makes fantasy football worth every bit of the stress! Grindhouse Zombies beat Angels of Harlem 130.44–94.92. Grindhouse Zombies got a big lift from Jahmyr Gibbs, who put up 36.2 fantasy points. Grindhouse Zombies left points on the table, too -- Daiyan Henley sat on the bench for 16.3 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 154.78.

Angels of Harlem couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Angels of Harlem got a big lift from C.J. Stroud, who put up 12.8 fantasy points. Angels of Harlem left points on the table, too -- Bo Nix sat on the bench for 25.9 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 119.33.

A sea of team colors covered the bleachers, waving banners like a wild political convention! The media room was packed to the gills with reporters before the game even got underway!

Up next, Grindhouse Zombies face the (3-1-0) Samurai Warriors. Angels of Harlem look to bounce back against the (0-4-0) Krypton Knights. This week's results are locked in, and the group chat will be feeling it for days!

Grindhouse Zombies

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Trevor Lawrence	QB	22.81
	Chase Brown	RB	5.37
	Jahmyr Gibbs	RB	36.19
	Emmett Johnson	RB	2.66
	Luther Burden	WR	13.01
	Malik Nabers	WR	3.80
	Amon-Ra St. Brown	WR	8.95
	Dalton Kincaid	TE	0.90
	Leonard Williams	DT	6.25
	Will McDonald	DE	1.25
	Terrel Bernard	LB	4.75
	Devin Bush	LB	4.75
	Tremaine Edmunds	LB	10.50
	Byron Murphy	CB	0.50
	Camryn Bynum	S	1.75
	Jevon Holland	S	7.00

Angels of Harlem

	Player	Pos	Pts
	C.J. Stroud	QB	12.83
	Jacory Croskey-Merritt	RB	3.19
	Bhayshul Tuten	RB	12.60
	Barion Brown (Q)	WR	0.00
	Justin Jefferson (Q)	WR	2.60
	Chris Olave	WR	9.85
	Tre Tucker	WR	4.15
	Hunter Henry	TE	0.75
	Isaiah McGuire	DE	7.30
	Za'Darius Smith	DE	0.50
	Jack Gibbens	LB	7.00
	Nate Landman (Q)	LB	2.25
	Jamien Sherwood	LB	7.00
	Alex Singleton	LB	7.75
	Marcus Jones	CB	11.90
	Nate Wiggins	CB	5.25

Blowout

Dark Phoenix Defeats Jack Passers

Final: 151.66–109.43 · Dark Phoenix (4-0-0) · Jack Passers (0-4-0)

Let us walk through a week that had this whole league buzzing! Dark Phoenix blew past Jack Passers by 42.23 points. Dark Phoenix got a big lift from Derrick Henry, who put up 18.3 fantasy points. Dark Phoenix left points on the table, too -- Geno Smith sat on the bench for 34.1 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 175.59.

Jack Passers couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Jack Passers got a big lift from Brock Bowers, who put up 16.8 fantasy points. Jack Passers left points on the table, too -- Sam Darnold sat on the bench for 36.2 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 139.99.

The quarterback's audibles were effective, helping the offense to find the right play against the defense! The running back hit the edge, using his speed to pick up the first down!

Up next, Dark Phoenix face the (0-4-0) Speed Inc. Jack Passers look to bounce back against the (2-2-0) Jeepsters. Fans are heading to the turnpike, singing the victory song after a game that had absolutely everything!

Dark Phoenix

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Josh Allen	QB	14.74
	Derrick Henry	RB	18.29
	Javonte Williams	RB	14.62
	Davante Adams	WR	10.35
	D.J. Moore (Q)	WR	7.60
	Skyy Moore	WR	9.75
	Sam LaPorta	TE	3.70
	Trey McBride	TE	8.25
	Maxx Crosby	DE	7.75
	Gregory Rousseau	DE	14.43
	Akeem Davis-Gaither	LB	6.75
	Kaden Elliss	LB	7.50
	Roquan Smith	LB	12.43
	Budda Baker	S	2.75
	Tykee Smith	S	4.75
	Evan Williams	S	8.00

Jack Passers

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Jalen Hurts	QB	12.45
	Saquon Barkley	RB	5.73
	Justice Hill	RB	2.15
	Brian Robinson	RB	11.95
	Keon Coleman (Q)	WR	2.35
	Stefon Diggs	WR	3.65
	Wan'Dale Robinson	WR	12.35
	Brock Bowers	TE	16.80
	Tommy Togiai	DT	7.50
	Myles Murphy	DE	0.00
	Patrick Queen	LB	10.50
	Drue Tranquill	LB	5.75
	Pete Werner (Q)	LB	3.00
	Jaquan Brisker	S	6.25
	Eric Murray	S	3.00
	Malaki Starks	S	6.00

Blowout

Ramrod Red Devils Defeats Speed Inc

Final: 147.44–92.75 · Ramrod Red Devils (4-0-0) · Speed Inc (0-4-0)

Welcome in, because this was not a quiet week by any measure! Ramrod Red Devils blew past Speed Inc by 54.69 points. Ramrod Red Devils got a big lift from Talanoa Hufanga, who put up 33.1 fantasy points. Ramrod Red Devils left points on the table, too -- Tre Harris sat on the bench for 6.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 156.62.

Speed Inc couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Speed Inc got a big lift from Justin Herbert, who put up 13.8 fantasy points. Speed Inc left points on the table, too -- Jakobi Meyers (Q) sat on the bench for 13.2 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 130.52.

I have called a lot of these, and that one just moved right to the top of the list! The stadium video board captured some fantastic fan reactions that had everyone laughing out loud!

Up next, Ramrod Red Devils face the (1-3-0) Flaming Chankla Chuckers. Speed Inc look to bounce back against the (4-0-0) Dark Phoenix. That is the final word on this week's action -- see you next week for round two!

Ramrod Red Devils

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Joe Burrow	QB	27.03
	Travis Etienne (O)	RB	5.36
	MarShawn Lloyd	RB	2.07
	Jalen Coker (Q)	WR	1.90
	Matthew Golden	WR	13.50
	Rome Odunze	WR	3.70
	DeVonta Smith (Q)	WR	6.25
	Juwan Johnson	TE	19.90
	Aidan Hutchinson	DE	2.63
	Jaelan Phillips	DE	1.00
	Ernest Jones	LB	7.25
	Bobby Okereke	LB	2.75
	Mack Wilson (Q)	LB	4.50
	Dee Winters	LB	6.50
	Talanoa Hufanga	S	33.05
	Josh Metellus	S	10.05

Speed Inc

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Justin Herbert	QB	13.75
	Woody Marks	RB	10.38
	Mike Washington Jr.	RB	9.51
	Rashod Bateman	WR	2.85
	Marquise Brown (Q)	WR	0.00
	Xavier Hutchinson	WR	4.31
	Jerry Jeudy	WR	0.00
	Tyler Higbee	TE	13.10
	Bradley Chubb	DE	1.50
	Kwity Paye	DE	1.50
	Alex Anzalone	LB	7.10
	Isaiah McDuffie	LB	2.75
	Marlon Humphrey (Q)	CB	7.75
	Patrick Surtain II	CB	8.50
	Jalen Pitre	S	3.00
	Isaiah Pola-Mao	S	6.75

Blowout

Fast Eddys Chili Defeats Angels of Harlem

Final: 152.66–94.92 · Fast Eddys Chili (3-1-0) · Angels of Harlem (1-3-0)

This week's action had a little bit of everything, and none of it was boring! Fast Eddys Chili blew past Angels of Harlem by 57.74 points. Fast Eddys Chili got a big lift from Lamar Jackson (Q), who put up 21.7 fantasy points. Fast Eddys Chili left points on the table, too -- Aaron Rodgers sat on the bench for 28.7 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 174.40.

Angels of Harlem couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Angels of Harlem got a big lift from C.J. Stroud, who put up 12.8 fantasy points. Angels of Harlem left points on the table, too -- Bo Nix sat on the bench for 25.9 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 119.33.

Billy "Don't Go" Bacon was sizzling on the turf, running routes with maximum flavor! That's a breakout the waiver wire is going to be fighting over by Wednesday.

Up next, Fast Eddys Chili face the (2-2-0) Drunken Badgers. Angels of Harlem look to bounce back against the (0-4-0) Krypton Knights. Another chapter in the books for this league, and it will not be the last wild one!

Fast Eddys Chili

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Lamar Jackson (Q)	QB	21.69
	Quinshon Judkins	RB	6.00
	Christian McCaffrey	RB	14.93
	Jaylen Warren	RB	18.48
	Malik Washington	WR	8.38
	Xavier Worthy	WR	3.25
	Oronde Gadsden	TE	0.00
	Tucker Kraft	TE	5.80
	Zach Allen	DT	5.43
	Mason Graham	DT	14.10
	Nick Bolton	LB	12.50
	Jack Campbell	LB	9.60
	Carson Schwesinger	LB	3.75
	Danny Stutsman	LB	6.50
	Mansoor Delane	CB	11.25
	Kamari Lassiter	CB	11.00

Angels of Harlem

	Player	Pos	Pts
	C.J. Stroud	QB	12.83
	Jacory Croskey-Merritt	RB	3.19
	Bhayshul Tuten	RB	12.60
	Barion Brown (Q)	WR	0.00
	Justin Jefferson (Q)	WR	2.60
	Chris Olave	WR	9.85
	Tre Tucker	WR	4.15
	Hunter Henry	TE	0.75
	Isaiah McGuire	DE	7.30
	Za'Darius Smith	DE	0.50
	Jack Gibbens	LB	7.00
	Nate Landman (Q)	LB	2.25
	Jamien Sherwood	LB	7.00
	Alex Singleton	LB	7.75
	Marcus Jones	CB	11.90
	Nate Wiggins	CB	5.25

Blowout

G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition Defeats Jack Passers

Final: 172.47–109.43 · G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition (4-0-0) · Jack Passers (0-4-0)

This week's slate delivered exactly the kind of drama that keeps a league chat alive! G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition blew past Jack Passers by 63.04 points. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition got a big lift from Brock Purdy, who put up 44.4 fantasy points. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition left points on the table, too -- Antonio Johnson sat on the bench for 4.0 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 176.97.

Jack Passers couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Jack Passers got a big lift from Brock Bowers, who put up 16.8 fantasy points. Jack Passers left points on the table, too -- Sam Darnold sat on the bench for 36.2 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 139.99.

You had one job in that situation, and you did not do it. Simple as that! This one's getting brought up at every league gathering until the trophy gets handed out.

Up next, G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition face the (1-3-0) The Eh Team. Jack Passers look to bounce back against the (2-2-0) Jeepsters. He drops the mic, the clock hits all zeros, and that is a wrap from a wild night of football action!

G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Brock Purdy	QB	44.39
	Kyren Williams	RB	17.22
	George Pickens	WR	7.60
	Rashee Rice	WR	7.90
	Deebo Samuel	WR	19.86
	Parker Washington	WR	9.50
	T.J. Hockenson	TE	1.55
	Dalton Schultz	TE	3.00
	Lukas Van Ness (Q)	DE	2.75
	Chase Young	DE	11.70
	Zack Baun (Q)	LB	9.25
	Foyesade Oluokun	LB	4.50
	Drake Thomas	LB	8.25
	Devin White	LB	0.00
	Andre Cisco	S	10.50
	Brandon Jones	S	14.50

Jack Passers

	Player	Pos	Pts
	Jalen Hurts	QB	12.45
	Saquon Barkley	RB	5.73
	Justice Hill	RB	2.15
	Brian Robinson	RB	11.95
	Keon Coleman (Q)	WR	2.35
	Stefon Diggs	WR	3.65
	Wan'Dale Robinson	WR	12.35
	Brock Bowers	TE	16.80
	Tommy Togiai	DT	7.50
	Myles Murphy	DE	0.00
	Patrick Queen	LB	10.50
	Drue Tranquill	LB	5.75
	Pete Werner (Q)	LB	3.00
	Jaquan Brisker	S	6.25
	Eric Murray	S	3.00
	Malaki Starks	S	6.00